Look at the old man go! He is what they call a professional dancer. He is a dance machine, and he is very old, and he even might get paid for it.Everybody calls male professional dancers things like "Foo-Foo Charlies," and I will tell you all about how they kick very high: they kick like a ninja, right up into your face. They can do things like write comic books, fire assault weapons, and chew tobacco just as well as the next man. One thing they cannot do is give birth.
So!!
Professional Male Dancers: Represent!!
Sorry for the ninja joke earlier. I was making an unabashed attempt at having that big ninja internet fan crowd start using our website instead of theirs.That picture reminds me that being a hip-hopper is also a job.
Hip hoppers are people who get very worked up about things like wielding pistols and having opinions about police officers. There is a back-up profession that involves making music happen behind them when they decide to start talking. It is a pretty good racket.
