WEEK

I think I'm going to stop doing entire weeks about stuff, but just cover the whole internet in whatever posts I come up with, plus I take requests. I don't want to write about bombs, though.

I think I'm going to write about Dungeons and Dragons, as long as I don't find about about too much creepy weirdo stuff while I research today.

DEAD

I just heard that Mr. Gary D. Gygax (middle name is Dunjinn, that's why he made the game, that's what I just read, I think it is Arab but he is white anyways) is dead. The game is Dungeons and Dragons, and I know people who used to play it. So that is sad!

SORRY

I'm really sorry to admit this but Ricky and Randall are not real people and I'm sorry.

I wanted to make my life look like drama and it was a mistake. I was watching too much T.V., which made me feel like there were pills in my head. I'm a really boring guy so I'm sorry for everybody who had to go through worrying about me. I've never met anybody who put needles in their skin in my life. So I'm sorry for lying, and I'll get whatever comes to people who lie. I'm really sorry.

Maybe now I can blog again, since I don't have to live with knowing I'm a liar anymore.

In other news, there is peace on earth!

JUST JOKING!

(That is a joke that my father used to tell. I hope he still remembers it.)

WANKER

Wanker is a slang from the British. It is the kind of slang that the Brits (that is what they're called when they talk about themselves) use to refer to men who are "wankish" or "groggy" or "rippin' bangers" (which are all other terms that all refer to jerks). I have been thinking about this term because I would like to popularize it in this country.

Bangers are sausages. In Britain they eat them with eggs and beans (!) and tea.

I just thought you people would like to know.

DANCER

It is WORK WEEK here at BE CAREFUL ON THE INTERNET. So you don't have to look up anything about working on the normal internet, our little safe internet will cover WORKING.

Look at the old man go! He is what they call a professional dancer. He is a dance machine, and he is very old, and he even might get paid for it.

Everybody calls male professional dancers things like "Foo-Foo Charlies," and I will tell you all about how they kick very high: they kick like a ninja, right up into your face. They can do things like write comic books, fire assault weapons, and chew tobacco just as well as the next man. One thing they cannot do is give birth.

So!!

Professional Male Dancers: Represent!!

Sorry for the ninja joke earlier. I was making an unabashed attempt at having that big ninja internet fan crowd start using our website instead of theirs.

That picture reminds me that being a hip-hopper is also a job.

Hip hoppers are people who get very worked up about things like wielding pistols and having opinions about police officers. There is a back-up profession that involves making music happen behind them when they decide to start talking. It is a pretty good racket.

Ricky's Corner # 2

hey its ricky ladies and there is tons of stuff for you to read

i wrote this comic girls and boys so buckle up

BE CAREFUL ON THE INTERNET COMICS
By Randall and rickkkkkyyyyyy too

#1: Let's Talk About Working In Germany

PANEL 1
We are looking at a poster of Germany. Look at Germany. Parnell is pointing at it.
PARNELL: You could go to Germany and teach rock climbing!

PANEL 2
PARNELL: The last time I tried to go rock climbing, the instructor took away my climbing apparati because I was acting like a fool.
That is exactly what he said, he said, "Parnell, you are acting like a fool."

PANEL 3
Flashback. Parnell is younger. He is being admonished by his rock climbing teacher, who probably has a beard.
ROCK CLIMBING TEACHER: Give me your climbing gear right this moment, young man.
CAPTION: This is a flashback, by the way.

PANEL 4
Back to Parnell, the Germany poster, all of that crap.
PARNELL: I was seventeen at the time, so he was accurate in saying that I was a young man at the time.

PANEL 5
Parnell is shooting up in front of his mother.
PARNELL: This made me so sad that I am doing tons of drugs in front of my mother.

PANEL 6
Parnell's mother is crying.
PARNELL'S MOTHER: I am watching my son, my alive, breathing, living son, throwing his life away!
Nooooo!

pretty good huh? im glad as fuck that im in the goddamn house, bringing it down with heavy ass shit like this

well

me and my buddy randall

ARGH

I can't believe this. I get all ready to post about some more great Jobs For Germans and what do I find happening to my website but my SINGLE WORST NIGHTMARE.

Ricky even used a swear in that ugly post before this!!

I am so mad I am going to polish off an entire cake by myself.

I am just joking so don't call the hospial





ARGH!!