DANCER

It is WORK WEEK here at BE CAREFUL ON THE INTERNET. So you don't have to look up anything about working on the normal internet, our little safe internet will cover WORKING.

Look at the old man go! He is what they call a professional dancer. He is a dance machine, and he is very old, and he even might get paid for it.

Everybody calls male professional dancers things like "Foo-Foo Charlies," and I will tell you all about how they kick very high: they kick like a ninja, right up into your face. They can do things like write comic books, fire assault weapons, and chew tobacco just as well as the next man. One thing they cannot do is give birth.

So!!

Professional Male Dancers: Represent!!

Sorry for the ninja joke earlier. I was making an unabashed attempt at having that big ninja internet fan crowd start using our website instead of theirs.

That picture reminds me that being a hip-hopper is also a job.

Hip hoppers are people who get very worked up about things like wielding pistols and having opinions about police officers. There is a back-up profession that involves making music happen behind them when they decide to start talking. It is a pretty good racket.

BLACKS

Oh my god. Russ' mom just informed me that this link was on our page, in the section with the advertisements (I need to buy a book on the internet, which is why we have those so sorry about that everybody).

Black Man Muscle
Bargain Prices.

Smart Deals.
Save on Black Man Muscle!

I am very displeased with this. There are men working their bums off trying to work hard, doing things like teaching people how to climb rocks, and people are just buying their Black Man Muscle off of the internet. This is the kind of reason why this website exists. We celebrate hard work, like what those Germans did that I have mentioned so far for WORK WEEK.

Please do not buy Black Man Muscle.

BYE

Bye to dogs, that is!!

I think, now that Monday has arrived, that you guys are no longer interested in dogs. I sure am not!

The new subject for our little archive of fresh information here, is not an animal at all, I can promise you that. It also isn't about computers (Russ why are you making everybody so confused about computers on here!).

It's all about having a job! (Is it okay to talk about having a job, Russ?) If you need to look up information on what it is like to have a job, don't use the internet, because BE CAREFUL ON THE INTERNET has you covered, with all the information you could need. Don't get your information to an identity-stealer by using unsafe websites (which is pretty much every one but this one, almost). If you want to be a working man and want to learn what it could be like if you were, please join us for these next few informative posts on the subject!!

Please tell your friends all about this, if they are looking for information on jobs, too!!